I think my roommate is having sex with his cats. Could you explain the biological reasons why cats can't be impregnated by human beings? --T.S., Chicago
Help!!! Our database is out of room!!! Can we delete redo logs? Can we truncate tables?
The operating system uses more than 2GB of space. The database software is also taking up two gigs of space. The way they have it configured, $OurBigApp uses about 3GB. They have more than 4,000 users and not surprisingly, nine gigabytes isn't quite enough space to hold all their data and documents.
Everything is installed on a 16GB drive.
Twenty-four years after it was first written, Cecil's answer to "T" of Chicago is still astute:
For the same reason you can't park a Cadillac in a closet, you bozo.
x-posted from HuSi.