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Followed by detailed instructions on how to give the three-key salute and which selection to make afterwards. Fucknuzzles.
The rest of the sign is devoted to bullet points about why this is important.
"Don't give others the chance to..." it begins.
- Steal confidential / personal data
- your ID and send e-mails
- surf the web to inappropriate sites
And to which "others" are they referring anyway? Are we actually hiring shiftless fucktards who would actually do these things on their cow-orkers' machines? Fer realz??
A memo reminding us to brush and floss daily can't be far away.
In happier news, the creature inside Lassie's belly happily does interpretive dance for the camera, all 10cm of it merrily kicking away. Or spasming. We're not positive about this. Five digits on each paw so I'm a bit disappointed; I was hoping for 8 to make hexadecimal math easier. When the doc switched to 3D mode I told Lassie when she goes to whelp that SlightlyNaughtyPuppy must be male. The face looks just like my father's.